You Can't Keep a Good Dog Down

We have a dog.

Just for clarification, I hate dogs. I can't stand them. Especially small dogs. All they do is smell, and they pant all the time and it's really loud and it sounds like they're hyperventilating, and they go poop in the yard, and they're not very cuddly, not like a cat. They don't purr, they don't figure things out like a cat does (which can be both a blessing and a curse), and they're just...ich. Give me an independent cat over a dependent, slobbery, smelly dog any day.

We now have a little Shih Tzu named Remy. He is a dog. I hate dogs.

This dog is starting to grow on me.

But I still hate dogs.

--Soren, out.